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| I wouldn't say that Shannon Matthews' mother was ugly, but she does have to get her vibrator pissed. | ![]() |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon mathews , ugly , vibrator , pissed , karen matthews - Current Score: 183 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| My wife thinks it's cute when the baby throws up on me. But when it's the other way round, she gets all huffy and accuses me of being drunk. | ![]() |
Joke by ferret, in Illness and mortality > Babies - Tagged baby , throwing up , pissed , drunk , wife - Current Score: 158 - Added: 3 days ago
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wet , dream , bus , pissed - Current Score: 114 - Added: 1 year ago
| I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night. | ![]() |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged article , drink , alcoholic , pissed - Current Score: 79 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| I've been drink driving for years now and have never been pulled over. In fact cars tend to get out of my way. I love working in my ambulance. | ![]() |
Joke by Haynz, in Jokes with no home > Drink - Tagged drink , drinking , pissed , driving , in my shiny ambulance - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged pissed , police , drink driving - Current Score: 46 - Added: 10 months, 20 days ago
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged teacher , cat , died , litle johnny , ear , pissed , fucker - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| "What do you mean by coming home half drunk," screamed the angry wife. The husband shouted back, "it's not my fucking fault - I ran out of money." | ![]() |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged angry , wife , husband , pissed , money - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months ago
Joke by ged, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , trees , pissed , cop - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , boxer , pissed - Current Score: 24 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
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