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| Why do men have showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Jokes with no home > Piss - Tagged pissing , men - Current Score: 370 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago
| An Irishman staggers out of the pub one night, unzips his flies and starts pissing into the town fountain. A copper walks past and says, "stop that, and put it away." The Irishman shoves his cock back in his trousers and zips up. The copper is about to move on when the man starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asked the cop. "Fooled you," says the Irishman, "I may have put it away but I didn't stop." | |
Joke by totempole, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged irish , drunk , police , pissing - Current Score: 138 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| A message to the British chav: Take a look at Mumbai; now that's how you fucking terrorise a neighbourhood! Not by drinking eight cans of Stella, pissing in someone's garden, shouting as loudly as you can or by mugging a defenceless old lady for £2. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged british , chav , mumbai , terrorise , stella , pissing , garden , mugging - Current Score: 135 - Added: 3 days ago
| If there's one thing I've learned about women, it's that they can't stand pissing. | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , pissing , urine - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| A teacher was accompanying a class of kids on a school outing. On the way, they stopped at the Motorway facilities for a drink and a piss. Some of the little boys were having trouble because of the height of the urinals, so the teacher went in to help them. One after one, she was lifting them up to have a piss. She couldn't help noticing that one little feller was extremely well endowed and said to him, "you're not one of my class are you?" The little feller turned round and said, "fucking right I'm not. I'm a jockey on my way to Ascot, but thanks for the lift!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged class outing , jockey , urinals , pissing - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| It's been announced that Margaret Thatcher will have a state funeral. The former PM is to be buried at the bottom of a man made lake. Or at least she will be once we've finished pissing on her grave. | |
Joke by Stephers, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged carr , thatcher , grave , pissing , jimmy carr - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| The contestants in Big Brother India are said to be gutted that Jade Goody was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had to leave the show immediately. They had been looking forward to pissing in her curry and wiping their arses on her naan bread. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged pissing , goody , naan , curry , big brother - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| Being a big fan of 'watersports' I was excited when I was invited to a wee party. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that a wii is a fucking games console. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Water - Tagged watersports , pissing , wee , wii , games , party - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| My girlfriend saw me on the toilet and got so grossed out. I was like, "Everybody does it." And she was all like, "Let me finish peeing first." | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Piss - Tagged pissing , girlfriend - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
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