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| The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Celebrity and news events > diana ross - Tagged pizza , supreme , ross - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it. | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged gynaecologist , pizza , cunilingus - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , cook , coocked , jews , cooks , oven , scream , pizza - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Just heard the new Pizza Hut advert on the radio: "Pasta so good, we're changing our name." Surely it should be: "Pizza so bad, we're disassociating ourselves from it completely." | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Pasta Hut - Tagged pizza , pasta - Current Score: 75 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A university student delivers a pizza to an old man's house. "I suppose you want a tip?" says the old man. "That would be great," says the student, "but the other guy who does deliveries told me not to expect too much - he said if I got 50p, I'd be lucky." The old man looks hurt. "Well, to prove him wrong, here's five quid. What are you studying?" "Applied psychology," replies the student. | |
Joke by analCake, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged psychology , applied , pizza , old man - Current Score: 55 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| What's the difference between an African guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed the family. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africans , pizza - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, "It’s like ordering a pizza." "When it’s delivered, it’s never quite as hot as you hoped it would be." | |
Joke by Kristow, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged colin farrel , pizza , prostitute , hot - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What was the last pizza order from the World Trade Center? Two large plains. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , wtc , pizza - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| At Pizza Express, you can now get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a pizza? | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged jimmy carr , pizza , garlic bread - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance. | |
Joke by flies, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged pizza , ambulance , fast - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
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