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| Jade Goody was offered a bag for life when she went shopping in Tesco today. When she said yes, they gave her a paper one. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , life , bag , cancer , plastic - Current Score: 41 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| The wife had plastic surgery today....... I cut her fuckin' credit card up. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged card credit , plastic - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Dont you just hate those girls who work in department stores? The orange girls ''its all natural, its all natural Not unless your father fucked a wotsit. | |
Joke by twatface, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged orange girls , wotsit , plastic - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys. Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him instead | |
Joke by timbucks, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , death , plastic , children - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
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