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I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
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Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate  - Current Score: 271 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago

What do you call a Paki on a plate?

Amil.
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Joke by jamese3, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged plate , paki , amil  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

I'm sure when I was younger my parents hated me.

When I used to ask for alphabet spaghetti the letters would be arranged on the side of my plate reading " Fuck Off " !
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Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged alphabet spaghetti , parents , plate , chubby brown  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago

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