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| What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , white , naked , playboy - Current Score: 468 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Playboy have brought out a new magazine just for married men. It has the same pictures in it month after month after month....... | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged porno , playboy , married - Current Score: 219 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| A kid comes home from school and says to his mum, "I've got a problem: boys at school are using two words I don't understand." She asks him what they are and he tells her, "pussy and bitch." She says, "that's no big deal: a pussy is a cat like our Tiddles and a bitch is a female dog like our Molly." He thanks her and goes to visit his dad. The kid asks his dad, "Dad,boys at school are using words I don't know. I asked mum but I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says, "Son, never go to your mother with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" The kid says, "pussy and bitch." Dad pulls a playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker, circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle is pussy." "Okay dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son," he says, "everything outside the circle." | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged pussy , bitch , circle , playboy - Current Score: 22 - Added: 8 months ago
| Every man's dream - Daughter on the cover of Vogue, Son on the cover of sports mag, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Persons! | |
Joke by comandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged vogue , daughter , playboy , son - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
| The vatican is to start printing a catholic edition of 'Playboy' It still has a centrefold,but you have to pull it out just at the right moment. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged playboy , pope - Current Score: 10 - Added: 10 months, 12 days ago
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