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| What has four legs and one arm? A doberman in a playground. |    |
Joke by chelseymoon, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged doberman , dog , arm , leg , playground - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A little girl comes running in from the playground in floods of tears. She goes to the school counsellor and he asks her what's wrong. "I was standing near the bushes at the edge of the playground and a man dragged me into the bushes..." "And what happened then?" asked the counsellor. "He started to touch my knee..." "And what happened then?" "Well, he started moving his hand up my leg and he touched my thigh." "And what happened then?" "He moved his hand up and started touching my knickers." "And what happened then...?" "I can't remember, I can't remember!" screams the little girl. **furiously masturbating** "Well fucking well make it up then!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged little girl , playground , girl , school , paedophile , paedo , paedophila , wanking , masturbation - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was talking to my grandad about martial arts yesterday , and I asked him if he knew where the word 'Kung fu' came from. Grandad said, "my old school playground." So I asked, "how is that, then?" And grandad said, "during school dinner break, I once threw a brick at a Chinese lad and it hit him right on the back of the head and he turned and screamed, 'Wot Kung fu dat?'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chink , chinese , kung fu , school , playground , brick , grandad , dinner , judge dredd - Current Score: 58 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." | |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , playground , ugly - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why do children's playgrounds have jungle gyms and monkey bars? So the black kids can play too. | |
Joke by King_Crush, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , playground - Current Score: 31 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| I was hanging round the kiddies' playground this morning when the police turned up and arrested me. I shit myself at first - I thought they were arresting me for Madeleine but thankfully it turned out to be just for wanking naked. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , wanking , playground , madeline mccann , madeline - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months ago
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