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| What's the definition of 'Endless Love'? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. |    |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , endless love , tennis , playing , stevie wonder , ray charles , game - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." | |
Joke by chris732, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , golf , jesus , moses , religion , playing - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months, 17 days ago
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