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| What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids. |    |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , ps3 , playstation , paedophilia , black , white - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation? Cos he is an ex-boxer. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Boxing - Tagged playstation , x box , boxing - Current Score: 35 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| Three hot meals a day... Comfy beds.... Sky TV.... Playstation.... Out early for "good behaviour"... Carlsberg don't do jail sentences..... oh, wait... yeah they do... | |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Jokes with no home > Jail - Tagged jail , carlsberg , playstation , sky , good behaviour - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| My brother was injured while attacking an armoured unit in the Gulf War. His PlayStation blew up. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged gulf , brother , injured , armoured , unit , playstation - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| My wife was pissed off with me this morning after I was out til 2am last night 'playing on a Playstation 3'. I hope she doesnt find out it was actually my ex's box. | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , xbox , ex box , playstation , cheating bastard , never go back - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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