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| A professor was asked to give a talk on 'sex'. When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure . . ." And sat back down. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged pleasure , professor , podium - Current Score: 91 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend your arm and smack the cunt! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged pleasure , life , annoy , muscles , smack , punch , advice - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the definition of 'guilty pleasure'? Laughing at the Paralympic sack race. | |
Joke by dandan, in Jokes with no home > paralympics - Tagged guilty , pleasure , paralympic , sack race - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| When my girlfreind said she wanted pleasing "downstairs" i dont think she quite expected me to lock her in the basement | |
Joke by thornado, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged basement , girlfriend , pleasure - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 days ago
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