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| Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day complaining that the water keeps running out. The manager asks, "did you buy a plug?" Paddy says, "you cunt! You never said it was electric!" |    |
Joke by Nimrod, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , bath , plug - Current Score: 107 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| George W Bush visits a mental asylum and says to one of the doctors; "Tell me... how do you know when one of your patients is cured?" "Well" says the doctor "We take them to the bathroom, fill the bath with water then give them a choice of a cup or a spoon to empty it" he said. "Oh I see... I get it... the sane person would choose the cup over the spoon so they can get more water out... clever!" George replied. "Actually, no... the sane person would pull the bath plug out" said the doctor. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged bush , plug , mental - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
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