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| First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged tap , door , plumber , tim vine - Current Score: 1743 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Karma Sutra - Tagged cum , plumber - Current Score: 252 - Added: 1 year ago
| A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What the fuck would the circus want with a plumber?" | |
Joke by RENEGADEPSYCHO, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged dog , circus , plumber - Current Score: 166 - Added: 1 year ago
| How many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, you need an Electrician you daft cunt. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Sex and shit > Plumber - Tagged plumber , electrician , lightbulb - Current Score: 105 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I went home from work early today and found the plumber shagging my dog. I phoned the police and they said there was nothing they could do. They said the bastard was Corgi Registered. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > plumber - Tagged plumber , shag , dog , bastard , sick - Current Score: 97 - Added: 10 months, 9 days ago
| If a fireman's business can go up in smoke and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker be laid off? | |
Joke by Chuck U Farley, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged fireman , plumber , hooker - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| How many Beckhams does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to scratch their head and the other to call the plumber. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david beckham , victoria beckham , light bulb , plumber - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Funny that the Polish back four are so leaky. You'd think they'd have no hassle finding a plumber. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poland , polish , plumber , euro 2008 - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| A doctor calls the plumber in the middle of the night. He explains that his toilet is blocked and be would like it fixed. The plumber says, "do you know what fucking time it is?" "Now look here," says the doc, "last time you called me out in the middle of the night, I didn't complain!" So the plumber gets dressed and drives to the doctor's house. The doctor lets him in and shows him the toilet, brimming with turds. The plumber gets an aspirin out of his toolbox, throws it into the toilet and says, "okay, if its not better by the morning, call me again!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged plumber , toilet , apirin , middle of the night - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Being a priest is a lot like being a plumber; you spend much of your time plugging small holes. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priest , priests , paedophile , paedophilia , catholic , catholicism , plumber , sex - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
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