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| How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID FUCKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVE'NT ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........... I'm sorry... what did you ask me? |    |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged pms , pmt , woman , light bulb , one - Current Score: 159 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Two couples had gone away for the weekend. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to a bit of partner swapping for the night - and after several drinks that night they succeed. Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile. The guys have agreed that when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug the number of times that they did it with each other's wives. The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hungover and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon 3 times against his coffee mug. After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella. | |
Joke by Chuck U Farley, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife swapping , pmt , anal - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| There is this fantastic little pill that cures PMT. Its called arsenic. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > PMT - Tagged pmt , arsenic , pill - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I keep hearing about women suffering from PMT Women suffering? Fuck me! They should try being a bloke, I still have the bruises from last month. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged pmt , women , men , suffering - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
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