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| Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Bit of both, this is a rape. |    |
Joke by rob, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gun , sex , pocket - Current Score: 701 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| It was so cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets! | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > solicitor - Tagged cold , pocket , hands , one liner - Current Score: 104 - Added: 10 months ago
| My son is three-years-old and I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre - and went to the jewellers. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged jewellery , shopping , chocolate , pocket - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 day ago
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