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| a 75 year old woman goes into see her doctor to see if there is any remote possibility that she can have a baby, the doc tells her to lift up her skirt and pull down her panties, after a close inspection the doctor says "Look love , you are 75 years old, and your'e fanny smells kipperus, which is a condition to describe the breeding ground for kippers" and the liitle old lady who is partly deaf as well says "Pardon?", and the doctor says "Ok , i'll come straight to the point, you have a kipperus vagina , and if you have a baby it will be a miracle", so the old lady trudges off home to her husband who asks "What did the doctor say?", and the little old lady replies "I have a kipper as a vagina, and if i have a baby it will be a mackerel" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged mackerel , kipperus , baby , old lady , point , vagina , kipper , doctor - Current Score: 38 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| I used to file my nails, but I thought: 'what's the point in keeping them?' | |
Joke by boatshoes, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged nails , file , point , tim vine - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
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