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| Poland is just like the UK, only with fewer Polish people. |    |
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged polish , uk , poland , people - Current Score: 196 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| We've still got one home nation in Euro 2008: Poland! | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , poland , euro 2008 , steve mcclaren - Current Score: 60 - Added: 10 months ago
| A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I am not English, I am from Croatia." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She says, "No, I am from Iraq!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?" The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says .... "Probably at work." | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > somali - Tagged somali , english , coratia , poland , iran - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A tourist is on holiday in the mystical far east. Walking round a market he sees an amazing creature - a fat little dragon. At the end of the day the dragon's owner shouts out "bottles and boxes" and the little dragon runs round, eating up all the bottles and boxes that litter the market! Next day the man is back, and he sees the dragon again- this time its handler shouts out "Cans and cardboard" and the dragon runs around eating all the cans and cardboard, cleaning up the market square. Anyway, this amazing thing goes on.. moving up a letter each day, and after a couple of weeks the tourist is ready to fly home. On that day, the dragon's owner says "Offal and orange peel" and the dragon eats up all the offal and orange peel left from the fruit and meat market. The tourist approaches the dragons owner, and asks to borrow the dragon. A deal is done, and the tourist flies back to England. As soon as he gets back he rushes to the centre of London, puts the dragon on floor and shouts out "Pakis and Polish!" | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , polish , poland , migrants , dragon , food , fantasy joke , original joke , fat dragon - Current Score: 45 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| A Jamaican, a Pole and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. The Jamaican takes out a massive joint, lights it up, but throws it out the window after only two draws. The Scotsman is perplexed. The Jamaican explains "we have loads of those where I come from. It's no big deal" Later on, the Pole takes out a litre bottle of Vodka, and, taking one swig, pours the whole lot out the window. "We have lots of that where I come from" he explains. At that point, the Scotsman gets up, picks up the Pole, and throws him out the window. | |
Joke by Snan, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poland , polish , scottish - Current Score: 38 - Added: 8 months ago
| Funny that the Polish back four are so leaky. You'd think they'd have no hassle finding a plumber. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poland , polish , plumber , euro 2008 , house of bleary - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| In a populist move, the British Government is proposing charging a per-person tariff on firms employing workers from Eastern Europe to encourage them to take on more local employees. It will be called a Pole Tax. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged poles , poland , government , tax - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| I went into my local hardware store and asked if they sold polish. They offered me some bloke called Jan. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poland , revvyb - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
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