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| A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test. So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." |    |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged pole , polish , eyesight , eyetest , surnames - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A woman goes to a gynaecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?" "No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian." | |
Joke by bicycle day, in Sex and shit > Gynaecologist - Tagged gynaecologist , czech , german , pole - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| What do you get if you cross a Pakistani woman with a Polish man? Nothing- there are some things even the Polish won't do. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , pole , polish , sex , breeding , woman - Current Score: 115 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| A new map of the world has been drawn. The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom and every other fuckin' Pole is in Britain. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged britain , pole , south , north - Current Score: 82 - Added: 9 months, 4 days ago
| Little Johnny is asked by his teacher why he's late and replies, "cos I didn't get any fucking breakfast." His teacher tells him to stand in the corner until he answers a question. She says, "right: World War Two. Who can tell me where the Polish border is?" No-one except Johnny raises hand. "Okay, Johnny, where is the Polish border?" Johnny replies, "in bed with my mum, that's why I didn't get any fucking breakfast." | |
Joke by SoccerGod, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged pole , shagging , mother - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a book about sex and sexual statistics. He glances over nervously before plucking up the courage to ask her about it. She replies, "This book is all about sexual statistics, it's fascinating! It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter... By the way, my name's Jill. What's yours?" "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." he replies. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , businessman , pole , native american - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Just been watching Beth Tweddle flipping and gripping on those poles. You go Beth! I'm certainly gripping mine. | |
Joke by jamese3, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , beth , pole - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| An Englishman walks into a pole. Nothing new there then. | |
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged english , man , pole - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| I was walking down the street and I saw a man with a ten foot pole on his shoulder. I approached him and asked, "are you a pole vaulter?" He replied, "no, I'm German, but how did you know I was called Walter?" | |
Joke by craigyboii, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged pole , vaulter , walter , billy connelly - Current Score: 4 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| Britains first pole vault paralympian has tested positive for viagra. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Paralympics - Tagged pole , vault , paralympics , viagra - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
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