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| The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic - Current Score: 245 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| The latest poll taken by the UK yielded results on whether or not people who live in UK think illegal immigration is a serious problem: a) 39% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." b) 61% of the respondents answered: "Nie, to nie stanowi powazny." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged immigration , problem , uk , poles , polish - Current Score: 198 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| How does an Englishman get his apples down? He uses a Pole. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged englishman , apples , poles , polish , cheap labour , bad english , sister is probably a whore - Current Score: 144 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "in Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "in Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." A British guy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass. He says, "in Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Illness and mortality > drinking - Tagged poles , pakis , beer - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year ago
| The population of Wrexham were asked if Polish immigrants were a problem. 23% said "Yes it's a serious problem" 77% said "chcÄ tanich opakowaÅ papierosów?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged nice people , poles , funny as fuck but take the caps lock off you twat - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year ago
| Contrary to the popular cartoon, there are actually no builders in the UK called Bob. That's because "Bob" isn't a Polish name. | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , immigration , polish , builder , binso - Current Score: 36 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| Gordon Brown has said the recent polls haven't worried him at all. He stated, "They're doing a lovely job on my kitchen." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , gordon brown , let try this one again - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| I went round my neighbour's today to complain about his bad language. He's not been swearing, he's Polish. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , polish , swearing , neighbour - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 days ago
| I think that cartoons are being adapted for the Poles in our country too much. Only this morning I heard the tune:- "Polish Pat, Polish Pat, Polish Pat In His Council Flat..." | |
Joke by RossGreen88, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , poles - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| The Sun's headline today reads " Russians Threaten To Nuke Poland. " When asked for an opinon, an expert noted that millions of Polish lives could be at risk, especially if the Russians bombed England next. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , polish , bomb russia , nuke , war - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
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