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| I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged police , paedo , girlfriend , children , paedophilia , girl , child , virgin , love , kid , life , internet , paedophile , first hot this week and month - Current Score: 828 - Added: 6 days ago
| A Northern Territory farm hand (an Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's ok, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." The manager says, "Ok, there's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it,shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch. "You there Boss?" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged pig , aboriginal , police - Current Score: 594 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Fifteen blokes chased a Paki through McDonald's. When they caught him, they beat him to death. After the police arrived at the scene, they questioned a witness about why he didn't help He simply responded, "I thought fifteen was enough." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged police , white , pakistani - Current Score: 485 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!" | |
Joke by Token, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , driver , licence , speeding , murder , car - Current Score: 483 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How many NYPD officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell. | |
Joke by Hobbit Fucker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , police , nypd , racist - Current Score: 375 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The Welsh mining industry looks set for a come-back...... Apparently they've found some copper in Snowdonia. | |
Joke by thecorinthian, in Celebrity and news events > Police - Tagged death , news , uk , police - Current Score: 356 - Added: 8 months, 19 days ago
| I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , police , sex , nervous , famous , rapist - Current Score: 293 - Added: 5 months, 3 days ago
| Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged bradford , muslim , terrorists , police , death , mumbai , passport - Current Score: 289 - Added: 3 days ago
| According to police reports, there are apparently no less than three paedophiles living on my street. That really is shocking... I wonder who the other two are? | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , paedophile , police , kids , child abuse - Current Score: 248 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| At the South African Police Academy, the recruits face their final interview. The commander takes in the first recruit. "Recruit Bernheim. For your final test, I want you to go into the street, kill 3 kaffas and a bunny rabbit." The recruit looks perplexed and finally response. "But commander, apartheid is over I cannot do this." He's instantly sent home and rejected from the first. The second recruit enters and is again given issued with the same task. "But commander, we live in a modern South Africa, I can't possibly do this." He too is sent packing. The final recruit enters. "Recruit van Rensburg. For you final test, I want you to go into the street, kill 3 kaffas and a bunny rabbit." Again the recruit looks perplexed and after some deliberation he responds to the commander. "Commander, I have just one question. Why do we have to kill the rabbit." To which the commander says "Congratulations, You're In!!" | |
Joke by lastagain, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged black , south african , kaffa , police , test - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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