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| The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic - Current Score: 276 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
| A survey across England, asked the general public whether they preferred to be known as 'British' or 'English'. The overwhelming majority answered, "Polish." | |
Joke by Mister Funny, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , racism - Current Score: 238 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| Poland is just like the UK, only with fewer Polish people. | |
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged polish , uk , poland , people - Current Score: 205 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test. So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged pole , polish , eyesight , eyetest , surnames - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How does an Englishman get his apples down? He uses a Pole. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged englishman , apples , poles , polish , cheap labour , bad english , sister is probably a whore - Current Score: 150 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
| I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?" 7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing. 12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing. And 81% of people asked didn't speak English. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslim , migrants , immigration , london - Current Score: 149 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| Me and my mate were playing a game down London the other day. After 90 minutes it finished 0-0. We were playing spot the English person. | |
Joke by Aaron.c, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged pakis , polish , arabs - Current Score: 144 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Two Paki women were talking in the corner shop when one said proudly to the other, "I've only been here in England six months and I can already speak Polish." | |
Joke by cb101, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , polish - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| What do you get if you cross a Pakistani woman with a Polish man? Nothing- there are some things even the Polish won't do. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , pole , polish , sex , breeding , woman - Current Score: 115 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs. And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me! | |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
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