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| I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?" "Oh, I'll just have one, please." She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite." "All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you stupid bitch." |    |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged dinner , boss , wife , potatoes , polite - Current Score: 181 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| I'm a true gentleman in the bedroom: Women and children first. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , paedophilia , paedophile , gentleman , ladies first , lady , bedroom , polite , politeness - Current Score: 157 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| Rape can never be referred to as "A try before you buy" in polite company. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , polite , company , try , buy , crime - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
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