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| What's the difference between paedophiles and politicians? Politicians don't keep pictures of the little people they fuck. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophiles , politician - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| At a news conference a journalist said to a politician: "Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?" The politician replied: "My assistant has a big mouth!" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > politician - Tagged politician , journalist , conference , mouth - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, "all politicians are assholes." A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, "I take offence to that!" The pissed-off guy asks him, "why, are you a politician?" "No," he replies, "I'm an asshole." | |
Joke by graham, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged politician , asshole - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
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