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| What's brown and sticky? Elton John's wedding ring. |    |
Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , poof , gay , faggot , shit music - Current Score: 198 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
| After Russell Brand resigning and Jonathan Ross' show getting postponed we mustn't forget who the real victims are in all of this. Four Poofs & A Piano | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Anna Nicole Smith - Tagged andrew sachs , russell brand , johnathan ross , poof , poofs , piano - Current Score: 64 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof. | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , poof , magician , disappeared - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A little altarboy is walking out the chapel door after mass. The priest calls after him, "see you later, alligator!" The altarboy shouts back, "in a while, Paedophile!" | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged kiddy fiddler , paedo , catholic , poof , fenian , cunt , chapel , mass , nonce - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the gay guy taking a piss.... He looked at the other guy to his right and saw a nicotine patch on his cock. He asked "Does it work"? "Yep," replied the guy, "I'm down to two butts a day." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , poof , guy , piss , day , taking - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How do you make a fruit punch? Rip the piss out of his boyfriend. | |
Joke by BFN33, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged poof , fruit , queer - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Did you hear about the gay midget? He just came out the cupboard | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged gay , closet , cupboard , poof - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 days ago
| Woman shopping in Asda notices a cute young assistant,he has such a nice arse it makes her randy. She asks him to carry her shopping to her car,on the way she cannot hold back any more and says to him "I've got an itchy pussy". He says "You'll have to point it out love,all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged pussy , itchy , slapper , asda , poof - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| 3 Celtic fans walk into a bar. A priest, a poof and a paedophile..... And that was just the first one! | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged priest , poof , paedophile , tim , fenian , scum - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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