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| The English Channel is generally considered to be the most hazardous stretch of water in the world. Apart from the shallow end of Michael Barrymore's pool. |    |
Joke by roandy, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged pool , shallow end , water , fag , drown - Current Score: 132 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays? He puts his fags out in the pool. | |
Joke by h3ll0, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged michael , barrymore , michael barrymore , fags , pool , dead - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Newsflash: The Olympic Swimming Pool was evacuated earlier today when reports came in of a shark being seen in the water. Investigation into the incident revealed that the cause of the scare was Rebecca Adlington doing the backstroke. | |
Joke by paulm, in Celebrity and news events > Rebecca Addlington - Tagged olympics , rebecca adlington , rebecca , shark , pool , scare - Current Score: 74 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| An Arab has been found dead at the bottom of Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. Apparently it was a suicide bummer. | |
Joke by Weetobix, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged barrymore , pool , homosexual , taliban - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was on holiday in France, relaxing at the side of the pool, when a stray dog jumped in. I thought, "how unhygienic...a French public swimming pool." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , pool , public , unhygenic - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| I tend to hang out at the swimming baths...but due to the concerns of parents I was ordered to tuck it back into my shorts. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , hang out , swimming baths , pool , kids , cock , balls , parents - Current Score: 36 - Added: 6 days ago
| Part 1: What's yellow and blue, and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with slashed arm bands. Part 2: What pink, red and yellow, and floats on top of a swimming pool? Arm bands with a slashed baby. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , dead , dead baby , pool , swimming , arm bands - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| A man rings up his home while he is at work to check if every thing is okay. A small boy answers the phone. "Hello son, can I speak to mum?" the Dad asks. "No, she's fucking the milkman," replies the son. "Alright son, go and grab the gun from the attic and shoot them both!" demands the Father. So the everything goes quiet and the Dad hears two gun shots. The son picks up the phone again. "I've got lots and lots of blood on me!" "Just wash it off the pool!" The Dad orders "...Pool...We don't have a pool..." "Wait a minute...This is 0208 875 9420?" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged wrong number , pool , murder , blood , kill , milkman , unlucky mate... - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| The swimming pool: where erectile dysfunction really pays for itself. | |
Joke by Mentalmonkey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged swimming , pool , kids , erection , erectile , dysfunction , paedophillia - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Never have sex after 10 pints. The reason? Well, just imagine playing pool with a piece of rope. | |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged sex , beer , alcohol , pints , rope , pool , snooker - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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