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| I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven't tasted food in a week" I said "Don't worry it still tastes the same". |    |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged starving , poverty , tramp , taste , poor , homeless , hungry hungry tramp fight - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months ago
| A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid. The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We've never had much in this family, we've always been poor. You know, I couldn't even afford to marry your mother." "What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I'm.......well.......a bastard?" "Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged bastard , marry , poor , million , lottery , tight - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move. -jimmy carr | |
Joke by TLEWTree, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged poor , african - Current Score: 85 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was absolutely disgusted to learn about the lack of supplies we're sending to Burma, so far all we're sending is bottled water? Surely that's a bit of a joke what with 1/3 of the country flooded, perhaps some towels might be a better choice? | |
Joke by Kijamon, in Celebrity and news events > Burma - Tagged burma , towels , water , poor , cunts - Current Score: 70 - Added: 3 months ago
| During the Christmas period a Channel 4 big-wig has proposed as a good will gesture to pay for a large house for homeless people, prostitutes, single mothers, etc. to live in and enjoy over the Christmas period. It promises to be the best series of Big Brother yet. | |
Joke by jay-cee, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged big brother , christmas , poor - Current Score: 41 - Added: 8 months ago
| Homeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog. | |
Joke by jimbomcc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged viz , homeless , poor , dog - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step: Feed the poor to the hungry. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > Hunger - Tagged hunger , poverty , solution , poor , hungry - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police "when did you begin to suspect something was up?" "when we saw the wife!' | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months ago
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