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| At weekends I do my bit for the local community. I take a coachload of disadvantaged black kids to the beach. And leave them there. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged blacks , racist , racism , poor - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven't tasted food in a week" I said "Don't worry it still tastes the same". | |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged starving , poverty , tramp , taste , poor , homeless , hungry hungry tramp fight - Current Score: 121 - Added: 7 months, 5 days ago
| I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move. | |
Joke by TLEWTree, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged poor , african , jimmy carr - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year ago
| A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid. The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We've never had much in this family, we've always been poor. You know, I couldn't even afford to marry your mother." "What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I'm.......well.......a bastard?" "Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged bastard , marry , poor , million , lottery , tight - Current Score: 98 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I was absolutely disgusted to learn about the lack of supplies we're sending to Burma. So far all we're sending is bottled water. Surely that's a bit of a joke, what with a third of the country being flooded. Perhaps some towels might be a better choice. | |
Joke by Kijamon, in Celebrity and news events > Burma - Tagged burma , towels , water , poor , cunts - Current Score: 76 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| During the Christmas period a Channel 4 big-wig has proposed as a good will gesture to pay for a large house for homeless people, prostitutes, single mothers, etc. to live in and enjoy over the Christmas period. It promises to be the best series of Big Brother yet. | |
Joke by jay-cee, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged big brother , christmas , poor - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year ago
| Homeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog. | |
Joke by jimbomcc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged viz , homeless , poor , dog - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| SweatShops: Another day, Another Dollar | |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged poor , sweatshop , pakistan , oneliners - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step: Feed the poor to the hungry. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > Hunger - Tagged hunger , poverty , solution , poor , hungry - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich? Because it would be fucking pointless stealing from the poor. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Robin Hood - Tagged robin hood , rich , poor - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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