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| How do you drown a black man? Pop his lip. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , blacks , racist , racism , lip , lips , pop , drown , drowning - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man is being shown around a latex factory. First of all he is shown the machine that makes baby bottle tits. The machine makes the sound: hiss, pop, hiss, pop. Now, the hissing noise is the latex being poured into the moulds, and the popping noise is the hole being put into the end of the tit. Next he is shown the machine that makes condoms. The machine makes the noise: hiss, hiss, hiss, pop, so the man says, "hang on a minute, I know that the hissing sound is latex being poured into the mould, but I can hear a popping noise." The manager of the factory says, "yes, sir, after every four condoms, we put a hole in one." "Fucking hell," the bloke says "that can't be very good for the condom industry!" "No," said the manager, "but it's fucking brilliant for the baby bottle tit business." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged baby , bottle , tit , condom , pop , hiss - Current Score: 122 - Added: 5 months ago
| It's ironic that the pop singer Seal looks like he's been clubbed. | |
Joke by blackielawless, in Celebrity and news events > Seal - Tagged seal , black , pop , irony - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 week ago
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