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| So I guess now we can see what happens when everyone in China jumps at the same time... [Reference to 2008 earthquake] |    |
Joke by randycandy, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , jump , population - Current Score: 116 - Added: 6 months ago
| One in five people in the world is Chinese. There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho Chan Chu. But I think it's Colin. | |
Joke by JmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , population , tommy copper - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months ago
| What has five million legs and weighs 30 pounds? The population of Somalia. | |
Joke by fv90, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somalia , population , thin - Current Score: 44 - Added: 11 months ago
| Wise old saying: Girls who use their heads can stop the population explosion. | |
Joke by peeps, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girls , population , heads - Current Score: 38 - Added: 9 months ago
| Did you know if everyone in China jumped at the same time, they still wouldn't reach your shoulder. | |
Joke by wycome5, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , short , jumped , population - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Statistics - Tagged population , statistics , funny - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Who works in a corner shop, has 8 kids and stinks of curry? The UK's entire population by 2030. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged paki , immigration , population , uk - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month ago
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