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| A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says that he thought it was rather strange that he was not allowed to eat pork, and asked him whether he ever had. The rabbi replied, "Well, when I was a small boy, I did in fact taste a small piece of bacon." "What was it like?" asked the priest. The rabbi replied: "Not nearly as good as sex." |    |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Rabbi - Tagged rabbi , priest , sex , pork , religion - Current Score: 28 - Added: 11 months ago
| One bad habit the Americans seem to have picked up from us Brits is that of running their prisons like holiday camps. I was reading that the inmates in Guantanamo Bay have access to all the bacon sandwiches they can eat and booze they can drink. Hell, some of them even get taken out for the day to go 'water-boarding'... sounds like fun. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged prison , americans , muslim , terrorist , pork , waterboarding , torture , booze , ignorant - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's middle finger! | |
Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged kermit , frog , pork , muppets - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| George Bush has decided that as his last act as President he is going to reach out to US Muslims after the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. Every Muslim Community Leader has been invited to a Texas Hog Roast on the White House lawn. | |
Joke by ramalam, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged bush , usa , muslim , islam , pork , halal , yank , hog , texas , dumb - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months ago
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