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| I saw a sign in a public toilet yesterday. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke. |    |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged toilet , porn , bathroom , pornography , porno , magazine , cocaine , drugs - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 month ago
| When you die, your entire porn collection flashes before your eyes... Because you didn't delete it and now it's too late. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged die , porn , death , pornography - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
| I believe it's important to have proper protection on your computer... Which is why I always put a plastic bag on my keyboard when I'm looking at porn. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , porn , computer - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
| Mike, a very gifted saxophone player, is asked to record a long solo for a movie. He accepts, goes to the studio and records his bit. As he is leaving he asks the movie director where the movie is being screened so he can see it and feel proud. The movie director then awkwardly informs Mike that the movie is in fact a porn film, but gives him the date and location of the premier. On the day, Mike dresses up in a long trenchcoat and fedora and goes to the theatre, sits down and waits for the movie to begin. When it does Mike is horrified: the movie is a porn film of unimaginable filthiness! And just when Mike thought it couldn't get any worse, a dog appears on screen and proceeds to have sex with every man, woman and child on screen. Writhing with embarassment, Mike turns to the couple in the seats next to him and protests: "I only came here to hear my saxophone solo!" "That's ok," The man replies. "We're only here to see our dog." | |
Joke by missjudeb, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , dog , saxophone , movie - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 week ago
| My girlfriend's moving in with me this week so this morning I burned all my porn mags in the garden. Now all I have to do is burn the ones in the shed, the house, and the garage. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , porn , girlfriend - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month ago
| I go down the newsagents every Saturday for a lucky dip...well it's a lucky dip since porn mags came in grey plastic covers. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , porn mags , newsagent , lucky dip - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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