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| The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl. "I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all cum in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the guards and says "I'm not eating this." The guard laughs and asks, "Why not?" Paris replies, "It's got porridge in it." |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , cum , wank , porridge - Current Score: 219 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'who's been eating my porridge?!!', he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.He looks into his big bowl,and it is also empty. ' Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,' he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time: 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FUCKING PORRIDGE YET!! | |
Joke by NOVACASTRIAN, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged porridge , bears - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago
| the three bears came home from thier morning stroll mother bear said "somebodys been eating my porridge" baby bear said "and somebodys been eating my porridge" father bear said "never mind the porridge wheres the fuckin dvd gone" | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bears , porridge , dvd - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months ago
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