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| New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann. |    |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged portugal , renault , car boot , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 467 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , abduction , portugal , holiday , christmas - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What has Madeleine McCann in common with the England Euro 2004 team? They both got well and truly fucked in Portugal | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged portugal , madeleine - Current Score: 65 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| What do you get when you take your child on holiday in Portugal? A guaranteed window seat on the plane on the way home | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged child abduction , madeleine mccann , portugal , abduction - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why should you never trust a Portuguese hire car agent? They told Kate McCann whatever the children might spill on the seats could easily be cleaned off. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , kate mccann , portugal , hire car , avis , hertz - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Robert Murat and a child murderer? About 200 yards. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged robert murat , murder , portugal - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Ah, the Portugese. If they're not taking our children, they're ramming into the back of them. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Religion and racism > Portugese - Tagged portugese , portugal , madeleine mccann , car crash , m1 - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Some people have no sense of humour. I went on holiday to Portugal last week, and I ended up getting arrested and detained for 5 days! All because I gave a local a "dead leg"... ....and said, "you can find the rest of her yourselves." | |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged portugal , dead leg , find - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| What does it cost to eat at a Portuguese Restaurant? Your daughter. | |
Joke by paedo, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged madeline mccann , algrave , portugal , cunt catholics - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's the difference between heathrow security and Madeleine McCann? Heathrow Security is still tight. | |
Joke by sullen, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged heathrow , terrorism , abduction , madeleine , portugal , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
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