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| I was getting nowhere chatting up this very attractive posh-looking bird the other night, so I asked her, “Do you always give blokes such a hard time? I mean, have you ever slept with anyone before?” “That's my business!” she snapped back at me. “Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise,” I responded. “How much?” |    |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Bird - Tagged business , posh , attractive , sex , prostitute - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month ago
| Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Posh . "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow." | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Celebrity and news events > Posh And Becks - Tagged posh , driver - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| David Beckham, when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria watches him admiringly. After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it's neck and calls for it to stop. Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help. David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck. David decides his best chance is to leap away, but his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup. David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is really starting to panic now, and screams at the top of her voice. Hearing her screams, one of the supermarket security guards comes out of the store and unplugs the horse. | |
Joke by D dude, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged posh , beckham , becks , horse , supermarket - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| For those who don't know what Victoria's Secret is, David Beckham has a tiny penis. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Victorias Secret - Tagged victorias secret , secret , beckham , posh , shhhh - Current Score: 94 - Added: 3 months ago
| I've just seen Rebecca Loos in my local pub, it just goes to show you don't have to be posh to swallow becks. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Rebecca loos - Tagged posh , becks , rebecca loos - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| One Saturday, a man and a woman walk into a very posh shop. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the man demands. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with a full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the owner sidles up to the man and whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for fifty thousand pounds." "No problem!" says the man. "I'll write a cheque!" "Very good, sir," says the owner. "You may come by on Monday to pick the coat up, after the cheque clears." So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the man returns on his own. The owner's outraged. "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a penny in your account." "Sorry," grins the man, "but I wanted to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!" | |
Joke by King Mustard, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged sex , wife , mink , posh , expensive - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months ago
| David and Victoria Beckham are sitting watching TV with their children. David notices Victoria's legs are open and she's not wearing pants. He says to her "Victoria, close your legs... the K-I-D-S can see your cunt!" bernard manning | |
Joke by funnybone, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david beckham , victoria beckham , football , spice girls , posh , knickers - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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