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| A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!" His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?" "No, I couldn't find her head." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged sex , dead , railway , pub , friend , positions , position , blow job , suck , head - Current Score: 2085 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sleep , position , ears , popular , ankles - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months ago
| A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "doggie style" on their wedding night. She didn't know what he was talking about and when he explained it, she flew into a rage and insisted they have sex using the "normal" position or not at all. However, after having sex he was unable to withdraw his penis because it was so big and she was so small. They found themselves in the embarrassing position of having to call an ambulance to take them to the emergency room for help. After hanging up the phone he said, "You know, if you had done it the way I wanted you too we could have walked to the emergency room." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged sex , married , wedding , position , walked , virgin - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What sexual position makes ugly babies? Ask your mother. | |
Joke by cb, in Sex and shit > Random - Tagged sexual , position , mother - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
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