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| A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!" His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?" "No, I couldn't find her head." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged sex , dead , railway , pub , friend , positions , position , blow job , suck , head - Current Score: 2085 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| To spice up things in the bedroom with the wife I bought a book entitled '101 positions'. Didn't work though. She bought a book entitled '102 excuses' | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged no sex , marriage , wife , book , positions - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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