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A recent survey found that Africa was in fact the happiest continent to live in.

Everyone there seemed positive.
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Joke by lolacaust, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged africa , aids , positive , death  - Current Score: 319 - Added: 2 months ago

Jade Goody has said that despite everything she is going to remain positive.

I'm hoping that she means HIV Positive.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , aids , hiv , positive  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the only positive thing about Black people?

Their HIV results.
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Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , positive , hiv  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 6 months ago

What's the difference between a battery and a chav?

A battery has a positive side.
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Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , battery , positive , negative , side , good , bad  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine?-
"Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.' " Beep."
"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love."
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Joke by Ryz, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged vd , positive , answering machine , love  - Current Score: 44 - Added: 11 months ago

Some positive news for Amir Khan.
His uncle has offered him a paper round at his corner shop.
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Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged positive , news , uncle , paper , round  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago

Sorry darling.

When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV.
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Joke by dandan, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , hiv , positive , frankie boyle  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago

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