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| For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!" |    |
Joke by darylsws, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged postcard , italian , pregnant , spaghetti , metballs , sauce , husband , wife - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah ! That's a good idea." the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , bellboy , postcard - Current Score: 19 - Added: 10 months ago
| The best advice I ever received from my Dad was, "you can't run away from your problems." And, twenty five years later on, I've still got the fucking postcard to prove it. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged dad , elope , postcard , problem - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
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