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| Social Services have been round to take my son off me. Apparently I misunderstood; A child needs lots of TLC, not THC. |    |
Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , tlc , thc , pot , weed , smoking , drugs , drug , children , child , tender loving care , tetrahydrocannabinol - Current Score: 76 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" | |
Joke by yank, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged koala , gecko , stoned , pot , alligator , water - Current Score: 59 - Added: 11 months ago
| I have a dream... that one day the Pot and the Kettle will be proud to be objects of colour! | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged black , pot , kettle , king - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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