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| I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?" "Oh, I'll just have one, please." She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite." "All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you stupid bitch." |    |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged dinner , boss , wife , potatoes , polite - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months ago
| An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are on the run during the WWII, with the nazis hot on their trail. They run down an alley and realise they're stuck in a dead end. However, on the floor, amongst the rubbish are some potato sacks. "Quick!" says the Englishman. "Hide in the sacks." The three men cover themselves just in time when a nazi officer comes striding down the alley, looking for them. "Vot iz zis?" he asked, upon spying the bags. He kicks the first bag with the Englishman in it. "Miaow!!" says the Englishman, in his best imitation of a cat. "Ah, zis' is nothing" says the nazi officer to his colleague. "Just a sack full of ze kitties." He kicks the second bag with the Scotman in it. "Woof!" says the Scotsman, in his best imitation of a dog. "Ah, zis is nothing too. Just a sack full of ze puppies." He kicks the third bag, with the Irishman in it. The Irishman responds with, "Potatoes, Potatoes!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged potatoes , irish , russia - Current Score: 58 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A little old woman was at her fruit and veg stall waiting for the first morning buisness, When from down the street sauntered this overweight Texan, he came over to the old womans stall. He picked up a potato and with his big American grin exclaimed "now what in the God Damn is this?" The old woman gritted her teeth and said "thats a potato", The Texan replied " A potato? you gotta be kiddin me, in Texas we have potatoes six times the size of these". The old lady looked at him and said "well, you see we only grow potatoes to fit the size of our mouths". | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged texas , america , potatoes - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 week ago
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