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| The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. |    |
Joke by jmtryan, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged frankie boyle , scottish , euro , pound - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months ago
| Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right arse cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left arse cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her arse and takes the fuckin' forty quid! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged strip , english , scottish , panties , twenty , pound , note , credit , card , swipe , table , bra , blonde - Current Score: 42 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| Whose idea was it to create an American version of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' I mean, not only is it making the poor idiots answer a whole fifteen questions - it's paying out half the cash of the British version. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , millionaire , british , dollar , pound , sterling - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between an elephant and an American grandmother? Ten pounds and a moustache | |
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Whats The Difference... - Tagged racist , grandmother , yank , moustache , heavy , american , ten , pound - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months ago
| A police investigation has found that counterfeiters have doubled the number of £1 coins that they forge every year. Wouldn't it have been easier to just start making £2 coins? | |
Joke by bleary, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged fraud , police , pound - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago
| Paddy wins the lottery and goes to Camelot to collect his winnings. Upon his arrival they tell him that there is a slight problem with the finances and they would pay him 2 million this week and a further 2 million next week. Paddy replies "If you're goin' to fook me about then give me my pound back" | |
Joke by eddmuzza, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , lottery , camelot , winner , pound - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| I went into pound land and asked if everything really was a pound, the woman working there said, "yes." So I gave her a quid and asked for the cash register. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged shop , pound - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| Britain is being flooded at the moment by counterfeit one pound coins......the police say they are easy to spot as they have a picture of Helen Mirren on the front. | |
Joke by flies, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged queen , helen , mirren , pound - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months ago
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