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| I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food? |    |
Joke by Smegs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged daft cow , dogs , prank - Current Score: 62 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| I've lost all respect for Russell Brand after his so-called "prank call". Phoning up an elderly man and telling him you've fucked his granddaughter is pretty distasteful, but if you're going to do it properly, at least phone your father-in-law. | |
Joke by bawchops, in Celebrity and news events > Brand Prank Calls - Tagged russell brand , andrew sachs , prank , jonathan ross - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| 07517490781 Prank this cunt when you're bored | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Phone Call - Tagged phone call , prank , cunt - Current Score: -1 - Added: 9 months ago
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