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| Why is it that when you talk to God, it's called praying, but when God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia? |    |
Joke by laba, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , prayers , mental , schizophrenia - Current Score: 109 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his voice. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BIKE… I PRAY FOR A NEW GUITAR… I PRAY FOR A NEW …PLAYSTATION” His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged bedtime , prayers , bike , grandma - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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