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| I realised i was God when i was praying and noticed that i was talking to myself... |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , praying , athiest - Current Score: 66 - Added: 6 months ago
| There was a boy praying at night and he says "God bless mommy, daddy, grampa, and good-bye uncle fred". And the next day uncle fred died tragically by getting hit by a mac truck. So the next night at prayertime, the boy says "God bless mommy, daddy, and good-bye grampa". The next day, grampa was playing golf and was hit by lightning and then was drug out to the 18th hole and he died. The next night people were getting real worried. At prayertime, the boy says, "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy". Well, the next day the father was especially careful and when he got home, his wife was crying. He asked, "Honey, what's wrong?". She said, "The postman is lying dead on the front porch!". | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged death , praying , postman - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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