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| A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time." "Am I pregnant?" she gasped. "That is wonderful news!" "I'm afraid not," replied the doctor. "You have bowel cancer." |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged bowel cancer , nappies , preganant , doctor , nappy , cancer , bowel , news - Current Score: 400 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
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