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| What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common? Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger |    |
Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pregnancy - Current Score: 536 - Added: 11 months ago
| My perfect woman would have to be Kate McCann. She's fit as fuck, works as a doctor, and if you get her up the duff you don't have to pay child support for too long. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged kate mccann , maddie , madeleine , pregnancy , fit , sexy , gynaecologist too so she probably does girlongirl - Current Score: 192 - Added: 1 week ago
| A man is pacing around in the waiting room of the hospital waiting for his wife to give birth. A doctor enters the room and says, "Congratulations, sir! You are the father of FOUR bouncing baby boys." "I'm not surprised, I've got a dick like a chimney stack!" boasts the father. "Well you want to get it swept then," replies the doctor, "because they're all black." | |
Joke by oldskooliain, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged pregnancy , quads , chimney , black - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 year ago
| A woman goes to Italy to attend a two-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, "thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring back for you?" The husband laughs and says, "an Italian girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later, he picks her up in the airport and asks, "so, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And what happened to my present?" "Which present?" she asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!" "Oh, that", she said. "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged italian , sex , pregnancy - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year ago
| Did you hear about the new 'morning after' pill for men? It works by changing your blood type. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged men , pregnancy , blood - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness. The doctor says, "Congratulations! Do you know who the father is?" The prossy replies, "If you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?" | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , doctor , beans , fart , pregnant , pregnancy - Current Score: 50 - Added: 8 months ago
| Did you hear about the Essex girl who had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged blow job , pregnancy , essex - Current Score: 44 - Added: 9 months ago
| Just saying 'No' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day!' cures chronic depression. | |
Joke by dandan, in Illness and mortality > Depressed - Tagged no , pregnancy , have a nice day , chronic , depression - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man in America has announced his pregnancy and caused outrage... One more fucking American! | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , pregnancy - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months ago
| A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!' | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged sex , pregnancy , baby , cheating - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
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