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| ATTENTION: for all men who suffer from premature ejaculation, there will be an anonymous meeting at the local pub tomorrow... ...Be sure to come early! |    |
Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged premature , ejacualtion , my husband - Current Score: 448 - Added: 8 months ago
| I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely. My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion , teased , premature , small - Current Score: 85 - Added: 8 months ago
| My mate really suffers badly from premature ejaculation He entered a wanking race last week and finished first and second. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , first , third , premature , race - Current Score: 83 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| I've been told that one good thing about having premature ejaculation is that you can save heaps of cash. My friend Mike is a sufferer but I can attest, he's definitely paid off three mortgages in the last 15 years, all with money he says he's saved from what he would have spent on porn if he was normal. He reckons he bought the video for Debbie's Dirty Desires back in 1992 and still hasn't made it past the age certificate warning. | |
Joke by S011, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged porn , premature , ejaculation - Current Score: 62 - Added: 5 months ago
| They've invented a new condom that cures premature ejaculation. It's coated on the inside with anaesthetic. The big advantage is that you can turn them inside out and have her up the wrong 'un and not have to wake her up and listen to her complaining. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged rape , sex , anal , fuck , arse , anaesthtetic , premature , ejaculation , condom , complaining - Current Score: 53 - Added: 10 months ago
| Premature ejaculation.. the biggest compliment a man can pay a woman... ...and they fucking moan about it! | |
Joke by social hand grenade, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged premature , moan - Current Score: 48 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why do men get confused between hide and seek and sex? In both cases after one minute they shout, "Ready or not, I'm coming!" | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged sex , premature , ejaculation , hide and seek - Current Score: 34 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the difference between payday and a guy who's crap in bed? Payday never comes too early. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged bad , sex , payday , premature - Current Score: 32 - Added: 9 months, 29 days ago
| I went to the doctor's a few weeks back. I told him that I've just started seeing a gorgeous girl and I'm having trouble lasting more than a few minutes when I fuck her. He told me, "maybe it would help you last longer if you thought about something horrible when you get aroused, like naked grannies or dead children." It didn't work at all... now I have a terrible problem with premature ejaculation! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged premature , ejaculation , doctor , doctors , girl , sex , fuck , girlfriend , horrible , aroused , naked , old , grannies , dead , children - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| Why is a sick joke like premature ejaculation? Because a few yanks and it's off! | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , premature , ejaculation , sick , joke - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
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