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| Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" |    |
Joke by jayboy, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged lampard , football , premiership - Current Score: 50 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| The FA have stated that Tottenham Hotspur FC are guaranteed to stay in the Premiership for another three seasons. Autumn, Winter & Spring | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged tottenham , tottenham hotspur , juande ramos , premiership , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| TIME FOR AN UPDATE What's the difference between Spurs and a hexagon? A hexagon has 6 points. | |
Joke by David7Villa, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , spurs , tottenham , points , premiership - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What ship has never docked in Liverpool? The Premiership | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged premiership , scum , liverpool , ship , docked , shit - Current Score: 6 - Added: 11 months ago
| Greater Manchester Police have confirmed that 2 Premiership footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night.Ryan Giggs lost 1 Champions League medal, 10 Premiership, 4 FA Cup and 2 League Cup medals. Richard Dunn lost a kettle and a toaster!! | |
Joke by charlton lad, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged ryan giggs , man utd , premiership - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months ago
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