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Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , picture , kids , joy , presents  - Current Score: 788 - Added: 8 months ago

Dear Aunt Aggie,

Thanks very much for the £20 you sent me for Christmas. I spent it on a jumper.

Unfortunately the fucker fell at the third fence.
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Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged gambling , christmas , horses , presents  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months ago

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