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| One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir''' |    |
Joke by skimp, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged clinton , president , pigs , hillary , trade , marine , cunt - Current Score: 116 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Did you know that 13% of Americans think parts of the moon are actually made from cheese. If you think that's scary, you don't want to know what President Bush thinks about the city of Philadelphia. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged president , bush , usa , cheese , moon , philadelphia - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 months ago
| "People say, 'can you really imagine the United States of America having a black President?' And I say, 'why not? They just had a retarded one.' | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged black , president , retard , usa , mjc - Current Score: 83 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's Red and hangs off a cunt ? George Bush's tie. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged bush , cunt , president , america , duplicate - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 month ago
| The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. 'WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?' Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: 'I've come for some courage.' 'NO PROBLEM!' says the Wizard. 'WHO IS NEXT?' Ronald Reagan steps forward, 'Well........., I.......I think I need a brain.' 'DONE' says the Wizard. 'WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?' Up steps George Bush sadly, 'I'm told by the American people that I need a heart.' 'I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!' says the Wizard. 'CONSIDER IT DONE.' There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT?' 'Is Dorothy here?' | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Celebrity and news events > Bill Clinton - Tagged bill clinton , president , dorothy , wizard , oz - Current Score: 50 - Added: 5 months ago
| 10 million sperm cells. And George Bush was the fastest... i bet his mother felt cheated out of 9 months. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , sperm , fastest , president - Current Score: 42 - Added: 7 months ago
| Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 325 million people very happy.' | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Elections - Tagged president , elections , pilot , barack obama , hillary clinton , john mccain - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished colouring the second one. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george , bush , stupid , president - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year ago
| George Bush wakes up one December morning, opens the curtains and looks down on freshly settled snow on the white house lawn. To his horror and anger he sees someone has written in piss 'George Bush is a Cunt'. He calls for his chief of staff and orders that tests are done on the urine to see who the guilty person is. Later that day the chief of staff says "Mr President, sir, I have some bad news and some awful news. The bad news is the urine we tested is actually your father's - the awful news is it's your wife's handwriting." | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged bush , george bush , president , piss , snow - Current Score: 24 - Added: 9 months ago
| Let's consider the whole American 4th July (not "July 4th" !) "Independence Day" stuff. Basically, they're celebrating the fact that a bunch of aristocratic, slave-owning, middle-aged white guys didn't want to pay their taxes. Now today their economy is buggered - even Mexican mining companies choose to list on the London Stock Exchange in Pounds Sterling, instead of the US exchange in Dollars - and, to add insult to injury, the big debate over the next potential President was between a woman and a black guy! Talk about a plan back-firing! | |
Joke by golddust, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , independence day , black , woman , president - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
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