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| Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?". Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your fucking sense of humour". |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged naked , pretty , humour , sexy body , im too sexy - Current Score: 362 - Added: 1 year ago
| I find women are like lava lamps... Very pretty to look at, just not very bright | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged lava , lamps , woman , bright , pretty - Current Score: 90 - Added: 4 months ago
| The papers at the end of August are full of results pictures, all of which show smiling, fashionably dressed pretty girls getting their A Level results. Where do these girls go? By the time the new students start University a month later they have all transformed into greasy, ugly lads and overweight girls in black eyeliner and secondhand jumpers. | |
Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged students , ugly , pretty , girls - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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